![]() 08/18/2014 at 13:22 • Filed to: craigslist | ![]() | ![]() |
The love; Posted my beater Altima last night at 9:30 pm. Phone then proceeds to blow the f up 30+ calls 18 text haven't even checked email.. Safe to say it will be gone tonight. The hate; clist low ball trolls and one guy who sent 3 texts and called after midnight.. Here's his text
"How much lower u can go with ur Nissan?"
2 min later says he'll pay more than I'm asking..
"I'm willing to pay $2300 cash. for the Nissan Altima tomorrow afteenoon."
2 min later
"Do not ignore My request"
Then he proceeds to call at 12:10am on a Sunday. I think I might set up a meet just to punch him in the nuts.
Ps mobile kinja blows..
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http://i.imgur.com/mewG1VI.jpg
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That looks too nice to call it a beater.
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It's an Altima on craigslist. That's like baiting Piranha with Fillet Mignon.
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http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/3…
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My friend has a niece like that. Every time I visit him, I become that nii-san. LOL.
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I wish I had that sort of luck. It may be that selling cars is easier, but I posted up my Suzuki GS500 a week ago and haven't even gotten a single bullshit response, let alone anyone who seems to actually have the money to buy the bike.
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D'aww
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Here's a FAQ I usually post up to my craigslist.
READ THE FAQ BEFORE CONTACTING ME. Questions are bolded, answers are plain.
How much for the item? How much did it say in the title of the ad? How much did it say in the body of the ad?
I want it for 50% or more less than what you're asking. Too bad, that's not going to happen.
I can get it for much less than this elsewhere. Ok, quit wasting both of our time and resources and go buy that one then.
I'm going to talk over you and be as aggressive as possible so I can control the deal. No, actually you're going to come out for no reason and go home empty handed.
Look buddy, I'm doing you a favor. I didn't ask you to do me any 'favors', so don't expect the offer alone to earn you brownie points you can immediately turn into discounts. I don't owe you anything.
Hi, I didn't read through the FAQ. The item is not available for sale to you.
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I honestly, don't get it, why people don't take classfieds seriously.
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Nibby! there's no room in this post for that stuff! although there is plenty room for a necrophiliac pirate that rescues a damsel in distress. you know what I'm talking about so hook me up! :)
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http://gameoeuvre.net84.net/csite/comics/2…
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gets me every time..
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Yup think bikes can be tough probably not a necessity to most. guessing these fools are just desperate for some wheels to get to work.
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lol my wife posted our concert tickets for the upcoming Eminem/Rihanna concert (ended up deciding to keep the tickets) but seriously 30 minutes go by and "How much lower will you go on the tickets". fuck you they've been up for 30 minutes, why would I drop the price already? someone offered what we were asking (would have been a 150 profit) but we decided to just go to the concert.
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Them: "whats the least you will take?"
Me: "what's the most you will pay?"
Them: "grumble grumble inaudible half of yourasking price"
Me "oh well then good day"
Them "wait! That's it? You don't want to deal?"
Me *click*(sound of phone hanging up.. Showing my age guess phones don't click anymore)
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lol, i still wonder if kids know why the "phone app" has that "weird shaped logo on it"